- shrek one: BEST
- shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
- shrek three: bad
- shrek four: bad
Very rarely do I catch them giving eye contact at the same time
This kitten is so cute it almost hurts
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
i’ve been waking up at an unreasonably early time every morning this week to do my homework but all I do is think about how much i don’t want to go to school and cuddle with my charlie
Anonymous asked: You're racist
I’m not racist, I have one white friend
Anonymous asked: Advice for Senior year?
Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.
Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.
That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat
This is amazing.
YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!